Showing posts with label more women in the tiger woods scandal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label more women in the tiger woods scandal. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Tiger Woods Returns To The Masters Because Of Miracle Therapy Sessions...

Tiger Woods Returns To The Masters Because Of Miracle Therapy Sessions...Tiger Woods is coming back!!

All together now...

"Hooray For The PGA!!"

Not even one month after admitting to the world that he was selfish and felt the rules of life did not apply to him, Tiger is returning to the safest place possible for his probable

return....Augusta, GA. It's interesting to me that Tiger chooses the same golf course that did not admit a African American golfer till 1990 as the "safe home" for his return. The same golf course which still refuses to admit female golfers as members is the place where golf's greatest professional is to make his return from his recent personal asylum.

Nothing against Augusta, but the timing of today's announcement of Tiger's return proves his "statement" to the world was nothing more than a big fat lie.

You remember the ending of his 13 minute statement as he addressed a hand selected crowd of family and friends with no media available for questioning. When talking about his return to golf, Tiger said:

"In therapy I've learned the importance of looking at my spiritual life and keeping in balance with my professional life. I need to regain my balance and be centered so I can save the things that are most important to me, my marriage and my children."

"I do plan to return to golf one day, I just do not know when that day will be."

This therapy Tiger must have gone through must have been the best therapy in the world. I do not know about you but if I cheated on my wife with over 20 women, would not it take longer than five to six months to fix truly what is "most important" to you? During the 13 minutes of garbage I heard that February morning, very little of it I believed.

I believed Tiger when he stated that he felt the rules of life did not apply to him. I believed Tiger we he stated that he owes families across the nation (including ones who sought help with his foundation) an apology. By announcing today that his return would be the Masters in Augusta, GA not six months after the crash heard round the world.....he truly was not sorry for anything.

He says the most important things in his life is his kids and his marriage, then why concentrate on your career when for most families it takes years of therapy to fix harsh wounds. He says he had a lot of work to do and said he would dedicate himself to do it.

Was this the Cliffsnotes version of "therapy?"

By returning to golf so soon only makes Tiger look shameful at best. Most people who are in therapy NEED to work for a living. He is the first athlete to gross over a BILLION DOLLARS but he feels he needs to get back on the golf course which for many would be considered an escape.

"I have undergone almost two months of inpatient therapy and I am continuing my treatment. Although I am returning to competition, I still have a lot of work to do in my personal life."

He cheated on his wife with more than a baker's dozen of women and yet two months of therapy.....CURED???

If Tiger Woods thinks he can play all of us for fools then I hope the American public is not buying the crap he is serving us. Not one month ago he told us that he and Elin had begun the process of discussing the damage caused by his actions, now after two months of therapy he feels Augusta is where he needs to be because it's a special focus in his career?

Tiger Woods is simply being the old Tiger Woods. Handpicking the tournaments he wants to play based on how much of the spotlight he can get. Tiger is simply picking The Masters because it's the crown jewel of the sport and it's where he can once again dominate the attention of the tournament no matter how he fairs on the scorecard. Tiger may think in two months he has fixed some of the damage in his personal life, but the reality of the fact is he is still is an addict of his own celebrity.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

More Women in the Tiger Woods Scandal

More Women in the Tiger Woods Scandal

As the Tiger Woods story continues to evolve and escalate, more and more and more (and more) women who aren't named Mrs. Woods have come into the fray claiming they've had affairs with the golf great. Last week there were three. But now, at least four (and maybe more) women have been thrown into the mix, some by their own admission and others by tabloid sources. It can be quite confusing -- so many mistresses, so little time -- so PopEater took the time to break down each alleged Tiger poacher and the stories swirling around them. Let's start with the newest name after the jump.

Who: Jamie Jungers
Occupation: Waitress and Aspiring Model
Age: 26
Alleged Length of Affair: 18 Months
How She 'Knew' Tiger: According to the Daily Mirror, Jungers allegedly met Woods at a party in Las Vegas, where he apparently sent a message to her that he wanted to meet. Naturally, romping ensued. The report states that the golfer and Jungers would meet up at his California home for trysts over the next year and a half.

Credible? Going on her looks and occupation (waitress), it seems to add up.


Who: Mindy Lawton
Occupation: Waitress or Manager at Perkins Restaurant
Age: 36
Alleged Length of Affair: 1 Year
How She 'Knew' Tiger: The cougar of the Tiger family, Lawton is also the most descriptive. The chain restaurant employee told the News of the World that she "sometimes looked like a rag doll after we'd made love." She also uses the term "well-endowed" to describe the golf icon, whom she claims would frequent her eatery near his Orlando estate. Shockingly, she says the Tiger affair occurred during his wife Elin's first pregnancy and that they would have wild sex at his mansion.

Credible?
We're gonna go out on a limb here and say not so much. For starters, would gazillionaire Tiger really frequent a Perkins (no offense)?


Who: Holly Sampson
Occupation: Soft Porn Actress
Age: 36
How She 'Knew' Tiger: The details are hazy (ie, non-existent), but the Daily Mail referenced the star of 'OMG, Stop Tickling Me' as yet another Tiger mistress. Her lawyer exclaimed, "She has no comment on the matter," which is not a denial. Due to a lack of other info on this one, we'll just rattle off some more of her film credits: 'Flying Solo 2,' 'Diary of a Horny Housewife,' 'Descent Into Bondage' ...

Credible? No naughty tales from unnamed sources? No details on when they met or how long they may have flung? We'll wait on this one.



Who: Jaimee Grubbs
Occupation: Cocktail Waitress / Reality Star
Age: 24
Alleged Length of Affair: 31 months
How She 'Knew' Tiger: In a massive Us Weekly exclusive, Grubbs -- who was recently on VH1's 'Tool Academy' -- claims that she and Tiger had at least 20 sexual encounters, though she didn't divulge exactly what that means. Even worse for the golf great, she claims to have voicemails and text messages that will only bolster her claims of an affair. Us even has one of the voicemails, in which Tiger tells Grubbs: ""I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you."

Credible? Oh, the voicemails. Yes, her claims are believable.