Friday, July 3, 2009

little giant 15 foot ladder system

little giant 15 foot ladder system

Little Giant 15 Foot Ladder System Once upon a time there were three bears. And a little girl named Goldilocks. Goldilocks hated her parents, because they named her Goldilocks. The other children teased her constantly, and Goldlilocks found that very upsetting. Soon Goldilocks began experimenting with drugs and alcohol, and also began making out with other women in public. She wasn’t actually attracted to women, she just did it to upset her parents. And then, one day, Goldilocks stole a Little Giant 15 Foot Ladder System and went into the forest.

Goldilocks knew that the police in three states were looking for her because of her actions, so she decided to take her Little Giant 15 Foot Ladder System to this little house she knew about. It was the house where the bears lived. Goldilocks had bought pills from there before so she knew the way.

When Goldilocks arrived, she knocked on the door. No one was at home. Goldilocks decided to set the Little Giant 15 Foot Ladder System to the extension ladder position and climbed up to the second story window. The u-shaped locking rods let her adjust the height of the Little Giant 15 Foot Ladder System so that she could reach the window and let herself inside.

Once there, Goldilocks hauled up the Little Giant 15 Foot Ladder System and looked around. Everywhere she looked, there were shelves full of money! One shelf was too low. And one shelf was too high. And one shelf was just right. But Goldilocks knew that the shelf which was just right was a trap and was wired with an explosive device.

So Goldilocks used the spring-loaded knobs to set the Little Giant 15 Foot Ladder System to the stepladder position. Still easily adjustable, Goldilocks found the correct height, then locked the rods in place. She quickly scrambled to the top and began helping herself to the money.

Just then, the door opened! It was Papa Bear! Goldilocks screamed and slid down the Little Giant 15 Foot Ladder System, quickly returning it to the closed position. She grabbed it, and since it was made from aircraft-grade aluminum, it was easy for her to lift. But who ever heard of a ladder that was easy to hold while running? Certainly not Goldilocks, because she was torn apart by Papa Bear’s mighty paws.

As Goldilocks died, she cursed the world, especially her parents, who had trapped her in this inescapable destiny. Her last thought was of the Little Giant 15 Foot Ladder System, and how much she would miss it. As Mama Bear and Baby Bear began to devour her torso, Goldilocks wondered if there were Little Giant 15 Foot Ladder Systems in Heaven. She was sure in her very last thoughts that there would be.

Warranty: Lifetime Manufacturer

Features:
Unique design allows ladder to be extended in both step ladder and extension ladder configurations
Unmatched feeling of stability in any configuration thanks to aircraft-grade aluminum, wide-flared legs, and high quality construction
Hinged middle connection has two permanent spring-loaded knobs that press in to adjust the ladder between the closed position, the step position and the extension position
U-shaped spring-loaded steel rods lock inside section of ladder to outside section
Unlock U-shaped spring-loaded steel rods to allow inside section of ladder to slide and lock every 12″
Multiple configurations, including A-frame, extension, 90-degree access and six different scaffolding positions—buy one ladder to do the job of five
The right ladder for the right job every time and avoid 95 percent of all ladder-related safety issues.
Access to the toughest areas such as the space above the staircase, vaulted ceilings; and use your ladder over and around obstacles
OSHA and ANSI compliance and is rated to hold up to 250 lbs.
Storage height is 4 Feet 7 Inches
Ladder weighs 29 lbs.

Stepladder Heights:
Lowest Height: 4 Feet
First Extended Height: 5 Feet
Second Extended Height: 6 Feet
Highest Extended Height: 7 Feet

Extension Ladder Heights:
Lowest Height: 9 Feet
First Extended Height: 10 Feet
Second Extended Height: 11 Feet
Third Extended Height: 12 Feet
Fourth Extended Height: 13 Feet
Fifth Extended Height: 14 Feet
Highest Extended Height: 15 Feet